Caltoons's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dad n' Me - Dad's Secret]

Too short and had nothing to it

It wasn't either funny or that well-animated - or anything else. The most over-rated flash ever made.

Shadowii2 responds:

I have seen more over rated, but I'm not denying that this is over rated too.

[One Big Morphing Orgasm]

Nice

A bit boring, but imaginative and good animation

TheBoogley responds:

you are.

[The Causes]

Nice

It wasn't that funny, but this is a good metaphor for global warming and the graphics are almost professional in a simplistic way. This would do well on kids TV.

Imacow responds:

Lol

[Sketched - Pregnancy Test]

Hilarious

It's nice that it's very funny without the jokes going too far, which they easily could have with the subject matter of pregnancy tests.

sirjeffofshort responds:

Yeah, we aim for edgy subject matter but refrain from (too much) gross out humor. It's nice to know we've accomplished our goal.

[Tywo At Large Ep. #3]

Fantastic

Just like any kid's cartoon show about an American school, only funnier, more adult and arguably better animated

Pixmintro responds:

Thank you, that's the best generalization of the style so far. :)

[Evil Dead Ejaculation]

This managed to be both funny and scary

It didn't have that great graphics though

Psychopath responds:

No it didn't, but still thanks!

[The Dark Room]

Very good

Nicely subtle horror. It was either very hard to follow or wasn't about a great deal in the first place.

MpGrill responds:

There is a story,but its just a little bit hard to understand! :)

[Jesus Does A Dance]

It's either offensive to Christians or near it

Animation is repetetive and very low frames per second. It wasn't funny, either.

Sidorio responds:

That was the point.

[Burger Time!]

Quite good.

Has effectively simplistic animation and the ending was a bit funny. Nonetheless, you'll never get very far with this.

Chibidude5 responds:

Thanks, I guess, I know I won't get too far with it, but it was fun to make, and it's my first flash, so I don't expect to make any great impressions. It was just for fun! :)

[TTB Vol. 1 "Time Bears"]

For your next one, don't make it 12 frames per sec

Instead, make it 24 or maybe 30. Despite the low frame rate, the animation was impressive (but not as much as it could have been) and parodied shows of this kind (although not in a very funny way)

altffour responds:

I'm not going to change the framerate, I find that 12 frames works best for me. Any time I do more than that I end up having problems.