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[Runescape Simulator]

Thanks for giving Runescape negative publicity

I used to play on Runescape, and I will never ever ever go back to my account. This was a funny and quite big flash which is under rated because of the below-mediocre animation, yet the animation standard helps to prove the point of how poor the graphics are on the actual Runescape. It's better to sit in the house doing f*ck all watching mediocre flash animations like these than playing on Runescape.

bkdude responds:

Exactly. :)

An even moreso use of time is to MAKE these little Flash animations for others' amusement (Which I see you've done. I'll take a look at your work...), yet I don't do that much anymore. I just reply to reviews to my old work :)

And yes, the poor quality of this Flash is in fact made to portray the dated graphics that the actual game presents. I'm very glad that has been implied to viewers over the past two years of this "game" being up :)

[Going Up!]

Surprisingly good

The stairs don't work properly and the background graphics are poorly drawn, but this is still addictive fun

Renandchi2 responds:

i know, i drew the backround crappy on purpose, and i know about the stairs...

and wooo!! 160th review!

[Hobo Brawl]

A massive improvement on Dad n' Me

Dad n' Me is one of my favourite games - this supersedes it by miles

SeethingSwarm responds:

Wow!
I feel super flattered, THANKS!

[The Legend of Zelda Quiz]

Amazing graphics, bad everything else

That is some awesome graphics, but there were lots of problems with the game

liable-to-explode responds:

what's bad?

[Descent II]

Brilliant game

Only problem is that you should have started the piano music at the menu - this would have meant the preloader would start quicker and the 'Max Games' logo sound would have worked better as it sounded bad playing over the piano music.

Other than that, good game.

3ruce responds:

I know, thanks for noticing.

Just depends on how you see it really. Some people would like that, some wouldn't.

win lose.

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[Simple Snake Game]

This snake game doesn't stand out from the others

As a snake game, though, this is just brilliant

SimpleFlashGames responds:

What do you think I should add to make it more interesting?