Caltoons's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Visions of Muffiny Doom]

Well...

This film isn't brilliant, but this seriously doesn't deserve a 2/5 rating. The animation is too good for that.

[Summertime Suicide]

?!?!

The file is too big for what it is... I think it's the song!

[Boulevard of Broken Songs]

Brilliant

This is one of the greatest collabs I have ever seen or played on. Some parts had much better animation thean others, but that didn't matter too much, and a great idea too!

[Freezepop's JEM!]

Hope this is useful...

I'm confused by how this ended up on frontpage...

Flash animations get on front page because they are either visually stunning, experimental, hilarious...etc. Your flash is none of these.

On your account page (http://viewtiful-chris.newgrounds.co m/), it says you're 13. Newgrounds has lots of hope for 13 year olds because its founder, Tom Fulp, published a magazine that started off the site called New Ground at age 13. That might be why your film was put on front page.

Your film has caused lots of controversy, but the chances are that you have potential - its just not yet.

What I think you should do is make a similar film to this one, but learn how to do more advanced Flash frame by frame animation than just censor bars and then make cartoon characters dance with you, which is both experimental and looks great!

Hope you think this is useful info,

Caltoons

[Constant struggle]

Brilliant!

Amazing background drawings, great animation and a clever idea. If it had dialogue it would have been wrecked. Only problem was the fact the old man dian't look like much of an old man, but I suppose you have to work that out yourself, other than the fact it was in the description. Otherwise, it was fantastic!

[Fanny Flannel]

Good humour!

im british n' i luv the humour. lol! the backgrounds ave a thinner line than the characters wich looks amateurish but gud use of blur filters.

[You get What You Pay For]

Not funny...

...until right at the very end.

[Future]

Great!

How you did it without 3D software is astonishing. It's amazing as it is besides that. You coouldn't have done it with Flash 1-7 though.

[Crapoween]

Not very funny...

Don't steal sounds off TV next time! Animation slightly cruder than others.

Lazyfeet responds:

Which sounds was off TV? =(

[Sherlock Holmes: Pumpkin]

Great!

Very funny jokes and a British humour.